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Joke of the Day

"Just found out today that the barber of my neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs. I'm shocked! I was his customer for years and didn't know he cut hair!"

"Wow, if Justin Bieber trends this much without dying, imagine how much he'll trend when he OD's on puberty. #careerdeath"

"I hear people complaining about their jobs a lot, well I'm a nurse and I touched six dicks yesterday And it was my day off"

"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""

"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"

"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"

"What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? A wife will blow a bonus."

"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."