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Joke of the Day
"What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period."
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"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"
"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."
"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."
"I have a joke for you. /r/Jokes"
"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."
"Jokes are like paper airplanes I suck at making them"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."
"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""
"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""