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Joke of the Day
"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."
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"Hey, people who don't properly re-seal your half empty bags of potato chips... what's it like eating spider eggs?"
"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."
"knock knock ...... come in..."
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"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"
"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"