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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back"
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"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone!"
"Just had curried pelican for lunch... Not bad, but the bill was enormous."
"Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code."
"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."
"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."
"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""