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Joke of the Day
"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"
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"It's eating disorder awareness week and they're selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."
"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism."
"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."
"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."