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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."

"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis? They keep getting caught in the net!"

"My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game."

"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"

"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."

"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"

"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."

"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."