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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"
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"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"
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"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"