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Joke of the Day

"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."

"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."

"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""

"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"

"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"