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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
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"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."
"What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs? Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg"
"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"
"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field...."
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."
"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."