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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Irish firing squad? They formed a circle."
Next Joke
"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"
"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"
"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."
"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."
"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"
"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
"Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??"