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Joke of the Day
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."
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"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."
"My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*"
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"
"Women are a lot like tennis rallies Occasionally, a back hand is needed to stay in control"
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Put peanut butter on it."
"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."
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