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Joke of the Day
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
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"Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger."
"My friend Diego lost is id. He still has his ego and superego, the bastard!"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. One was a salted"
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."
"Narcos + Sushi thought for the day: How have I never come across a roll called the ""Pablo Escolar""? That is all. You may laugh now."
"Cop wives... Fuck the police."
"1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know"