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Joke of the Day
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
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"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"
"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"
"Don't ask me about my pan pizza... It's personal."
"The guy at the grocery store just asked if I brought my reusable bag with me and I told him its none of his business where my girlfriend is"
"Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?"
"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."
"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion. I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans."