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Joke of the Day

"Has anybody ever noticed that you can get salmonella from chicken...but not chickenmonella from salmon?"

"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "

"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""

"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"

"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"

"Hitler did nothing wrong.... He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!"

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."