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Joke of the Day
"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""
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"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"
"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."
"Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me."
"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
"How do you fit four gays on one stool? Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)"
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""