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Joke of the Day
"You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake..."
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"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."
"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"
"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"
"We're pretty competitive My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!"
"I admire feminists... Especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass."
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
"Twitter... it's for the birds!"
"Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass? The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already"