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Joke of the Day

"We're pretty competitive My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!"

"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."

"The thing I most look forward to after Christmas is taking down the decorations and, for 4 minutes, it feeling like I live in a mansion."

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."

"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."

"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""

"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."

"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"

"Did you hear about the guy who killed the sphinx? i hear he's one bad-ass motherfucker..."