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Joke of the Day

"Chief cop: ""This might be racially motivated."" Ian: ""Hate crime?"" Chief cop: ""We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."""

"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until you're a teenager to come on your face"

"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"

"The phrase ""don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"

"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."

"If there's something weird in lands beyond the Wall and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Nine Wun Wun"

"Frog in a car A frog is driving a car when it breaks down. So what happens? It gets toad away."

"Joke of the day Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"