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Joke of the Day

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a huge bird unlike any we've ever seen before! What kind of bird is that? Just look at that bird!"

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"Stop making jokes about gay porn! Come on guys! *edit* Here's one more joke I'm fucking serious guys!"
"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."
"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."
"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"
"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"
"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""