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Joke of the Day
"There is no ""i"" in ""stupid."""
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"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."
"[I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs"
"I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!"
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"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."