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Joke of the Day
"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."
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"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"
"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""
"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."
"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."
"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."
"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."
"Money's short"