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Joke of the Day

"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"

"*as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 ""Wow, push-ups?"" Uhm, no? Just learning to count."

"Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around."

"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend."

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."