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Joke of the Day

"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."

"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !"

"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."