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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
Next Joke
"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."
"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."
"While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people."
"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"
"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."
"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."
"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"Nuts. When you have nuts on the wall they're called walnuts. When you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts. When you have nuts on your chin you're called a cocksucker."
"""Stop anthropomorphising me, bitch""- my cat, while i'm writing this."