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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Killer Keemstar (DramaAlert)? Hitler knew when to kill himself. (Got this from the youtube comments of Hell)"

"WHATS A HIPPY?? THE THINGY WHERE YOUR LEGGIES HANG FROM"

"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."

"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"

"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."

"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."

"I'm setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife."

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."