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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
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"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."
"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
"I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day."
"Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes."
"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."
"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"
"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."
"Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave."