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Joke of the Day

"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""

"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."

"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls. Ha"

"[first date] Him: Let's take the stairs! Me: I think we should see other people."

"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"

"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."

"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"

"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"

"My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Today it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister."