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Joke of the Day

"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."

"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like"

"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"

"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"

"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""

"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."

"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."