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Joke of the Day
"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"
Next Joke
"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."
"What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door? If you let the dog in, it will shut up."
"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""
"I hate Russian dolls... They're full of themselves."
"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."