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Joke of the Day

"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."

"What does a bum call a dumpster. A Bed and Breakfast."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? A mustache"

"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."

"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."

"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"

"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can't hear an enzyme."

"Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!"

"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"