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"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."
"4-year-old: What's ""saying grace?"" Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?"
"For me sex is like a game Single player"
"I just can't get behind gay jokes."
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"
"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"
"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"