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Joke of the Day

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"

"Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they're cheetahs."

"What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment. I'll see myself out."

"My boss is currently shopping for quarter million dollar homes. Meanwhile, I'm over here deciding if I really need to spend $2 on lunch."

"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"What do you call a cheap maid uniform? Maid in China."