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Joke of the Day

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift."

"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."

"When I die I hope someone puts ""In Memory Of Jenny Johnson"" in old English lettering across the back windshield of their Buick Riviera."

"Knock knock... * Who's there? * Freep * Freep Who? * No thanks!"

"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"

"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."

"The best thing about sharing a king sized bed with your spouse is that if you move far enough away it feels like you're completely alone."