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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"
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"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect."
"I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help."
"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"
"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."
"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"
"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"