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Joke of the Day

"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"The last girl I dated reminded me a lot of a cat, she would annoy me for attention, but ignore me once I gave it to her... ...the difference is that I never woke up with her asshole in my face."

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."

"What's the difference between hanging with friends and jacking it on the toilet? One means you're taking a load off and shooting the shit, the other is taking a shit and shooting a load off."

"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."