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Joke of the Day
"I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help."
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"there should be a salad bar but with different types of cookies"
"When talking to your kids about the ""birds and the bees"", don't forget the part about how the bird can't feel shit when he wears a condom."
"I recently saw a video of a lady in a burkha do the ice bucket challege. She accidentally water boarded herself."
"In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan."
"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"
"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."
"How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this. Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots."
"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."