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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"

"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"

"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."

"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""

"Knock knock. The game."

"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."

"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."

"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"