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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"
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"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance, for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds."
"What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other"
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"""How do you talk to an angel"" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? ""How do you hold her close to where you are"" Me: Aren't most angels men?"
"Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day."
"No I don't watch Mad Men. If I wanted to pretend like it was fifty years ago I'd just go to a Tea Party Rally."
"Does anyone see this? Test post please respond"