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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"
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"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."
"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""
"POLICE: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? ME: Jealous much?"
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"Martinis are like titties... ...one isn't enough, and three are too many."
"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."
"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"
"How do you say genius sarcastically? Apple genius."