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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."
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"An egg sits perfectly balanced on the apex of a roof, the wind blows south, which way does the egg fall? Down. The egg falls down."
"What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog."
"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."
"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"
"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."