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Joke of the Day

"Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"So a leper goes to a prostitute... She begins to perform fellatio on him. After he finishes, he says to the girl ""Go ahead and keep the tip""."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""

"It's taken me ages... ...but I've finally finished reading Stephen Hawking's book. It's about time."

"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."

"If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem."

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"