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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."

"Ain't no party like a missing child search party Cause a missing child search party don't stop."

"Minnie Mouse comes home to Mickey and tells him she wants to get a divorce Mickey: ""What? Think of what this will do to the ratings! Are you fucking crazy!?"" Minnie: ""No dear, I'm fucking Goofy"""

"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real."

"The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives"

"Psychics A young psychic dwarf escapes from prison. The newspaper headline the next day: ""Small Medium at Large"". Edit: Small not short"

"Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"