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Joke of the Day

"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"

"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it."

"Is Israel Real? if Palestinians eyes are real?"

"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"

"Quit blaming your iPhone. You meant to say ""furbenglurbrn."""

"Want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"

"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."

"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"