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Joke of the Day

"Is Israel Real? if Palestinians eyes are real?"

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"

"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison."

"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile (Im going to fucking hell. I shouldnt have laughed at this so hard.)"

"I want to make a porno with Larry Bird and Dennis Rodman at 6 in the morning... It's called early bird gets the worm"

"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"