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Joke of the Day
"A Google Doc of friends' employment status so everyone knows who can chill whenever."
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"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."
"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? You ever seen an Irishman pass a bar?"
"I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me."
"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."
"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"