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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? You ever seen an Irishman pass a bar?"
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"I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery... He thanked me."
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"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"
"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."
"First date with a hummingbird: You're moving too fast."
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"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
"Children are demo versions of humans."