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Joke of the Day
"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."
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"Whats the difference between men in the Military and Cops Military only beat their wives part of the year."
"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."
"Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows."
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"