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Joke of the Day
"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
Next Joke
"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."
"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."
"What's the hottest hotel in Vegas? The Cosmopolitan"
"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
"Me: theres a man outside fighting with water Wife: the neighbour? Me: yes Wife: is he in the pool? Me: yes Wife: again, its called swimming"
"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"
"Truth about atheists. They've got nothing on Jesus."
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."