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Joke of the Day
"Son asks ""Dad, do you die if you lose your head?"" Dad responds ""That is a no-brainer"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."
"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."
"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."
"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""
"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."
"Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks"
"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."
"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"Tree men walk into a bar They order root beer and leaf before paying."