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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an Ethiopian grow? Just add water."
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"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
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"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
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"What is the best ""white people"" joke you know (possibly NSFW) I can't recall ever hearing any white people jokes. Anyone have any?"
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"