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Joke of the Day

"Why did Microsoft name their new web browser ""Edge""? Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays."

"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."

"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"

"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"Priest and a Rabbi ... A Priest and a Rabbi are walking by a school yard, the Priest says to the Rabbi, ""I'd sure like to fuck those kids!"" the Rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""

"What clothes do lawyers wear to work? Lawsuits."

"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."