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Joke of the Day

"What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black."

"What rhymes with orange no it doesn't."

"Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass"

"What did one pencil say to the other? 2B or not 2B?"

"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."

"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name."

"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."